gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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