Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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