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Ikea night.

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Insert tab A into swedish slot B

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(714): Ikea night. (949): ? (714): Insert tab A into swedish slot B http://tfl.nu/q7ph

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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?

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(515): Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye? http://tfl.nu/ztfn

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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.

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(224): someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming. http://tfl.nu/chjo

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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick

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(901): I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick http://tfl.nu/35jp

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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.

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(630): We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas. http://tfl.nu/1h9b

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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.

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(484): I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive. http://tfl.nu/gosk

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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"

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(860): I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is" http://tfl.nu/o552

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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"

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(314): Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do" http://tfl.nu/rrgq

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(386): View more from Florida

I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.

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(386): I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone. http://tfl.nu/mucl

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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.

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(305): I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again. http://tfl.nu/m5jy

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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.

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(631): I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth. http://tfl.nu/otea

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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.

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(916): I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions. http://tfl.nu/tje6

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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.

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(508): Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess. http://tfl.nu/kvya

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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.

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Haha hell yea

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Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.

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(980): You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday. (336): Haha hell yea (980): Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday. http://tfl.nu/pa5o

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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!

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(928): I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night! http://tfl.nu/vne9

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