Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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