so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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