some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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