Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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