ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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