I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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