i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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