i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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