I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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