Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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