that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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