It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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