I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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