Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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