just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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