i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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