talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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