Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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