Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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