i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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