Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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