There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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