You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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