I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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