what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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