I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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