I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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