Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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