He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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