Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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