He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
as a side note pls kill me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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