Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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