I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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