you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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