I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I wear drunk well.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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