you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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