That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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