so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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