I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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