Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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