I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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