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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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