you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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