This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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