She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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