YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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