i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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